Heralding the White Culture Invasion

Yuck. As a white, anglo-saxon, protestant-raised American there’s nothing I hate more than White Culture.  See my piece on The Villages to get a full taste of my apprehension. 

Behold, the tides of war:

Mark the calendar: Hillsborough is finally hip enough for Pinkberry, the frozen yogurt shops of the stars.

The first Tampa Bay area franchise hosts a grand opening Thursday evening at WestShore Plaza, near P.F. Chang’s.

Look at that disgusting sentence. The first Pinkberry opens at WestShore Plaza neaby the P.F. Chang’s.  Ugh. I just threw up in my lap. The tides of pressed polos and pleated dockers will soon swallow us all.

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