Bile Bubbling Akira Remake
March 31, 2011 Leave a comment
Here’s the latest casting announcements for the two leads:
Kaneda: Garrett Hedlund, Michael Fassbender, Chris Pine, Justin Timberlake or Joaquin Phoenix
Tetsuo (now, no shit, changed to “Travis”): Andrew Garfield, Robert Pattinson or James McAvoy
Also, I hear they’re renaming it from Akira to Ashley. And renaming it from Japanese cinematic classic on every “Top 100 Movies of All Time” list ever to “festering pond of afterbirth”.
P.S. I bet Rob Zombie would direct a movie about a festering pond of afterbirth.