Science: Chicken Came First, AIDS unimportant

Which came first. the chicken or the egg?

The scientific and philosophical mystery was purportedly unraveled by researchers at Sheffield and Warwick universities, according to the Daily Mail newspaper.

The scientists found that a protein found only in a chicken’s ovaries is necessary for the formation of the egg, according to the paper Wednesday. The egg can therefore only exist if it has been created inside a chicken.

Meanwhile, AIDS applauded the results as a breakthrough of science and what’s capable when you put your nose to the grindstone on the most pressing issues.

FYI: No where in this article did scientists mock AIDS.  That would be a monstrous misuse of science. Ahem.



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